how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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