did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
