We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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