She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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