I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
