Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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