i just google imaged poop.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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