i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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