Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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