It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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