Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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