There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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