omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i came on her dog
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i think my cat just said my name.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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