First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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