oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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