i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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