Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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