and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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