I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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