I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Is Oprah even human
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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