hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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