I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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