i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
