these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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