with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
its not stalking. its research.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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