I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Please don't give away my fajitas
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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