How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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