Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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