To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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