gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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