Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
