Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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