Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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