you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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