I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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