Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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