i think my tv is drunk
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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