I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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