Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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