Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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