who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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