i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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