toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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