After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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