Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
That reminds me...we need to get swords
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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