So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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