I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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