Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Randomize
