My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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