why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
please don't ironically join a cult
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