Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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