Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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