I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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