The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
